Guest Blogger: Tiffany Dorothy Harris {The One and Only}

Actually... that last part isn't true. Unfortunately there are a loooot of Tiffany Dorothy Harris'. We're a common breed, but {I} am not. 
Mikelle is letting me procrastinate my homework by being her guest blogger for the day. 
I feel like this needs to be a ranting sort of genre.
Today's subject is: 
Unnatural Flower Colors.
Bright purple, blue, and pink gerber daisies. 
Dying these gorgeous flowers into bright, cheesy, odd hues
should be against the law.
No one likes to receive ugly flowers. 
I guess it's the thought that counts.
But not really.